ONLY HORSE PEOPLE
BELIEVE IN THE 11th COMMANDMENT - INSIDE LEG/OUTSIDE REIN
KNOW THAT ALL TOPICAL MEDICINE COMES IN EITHER INDELIBLE
BLUE OR NEON YELLOW.
THINK NOTHING OF EATING A SANDWICH AFTER MUCKING
STALLS
KNOW WHY A THERMOMETER HAS A YARD OF YARN ATTACHED
TO ONE END OF IT.
ARE BANNED FOR LIFE FROM LAUNDRY MATS
FAIL TO ASSOCIATE WHIPS, CHAINS AND LEATHER TO SEXUAL
DEVIANCY
CAN MAGICALLY LOWER THEIR VOICES 5 OCAVES TO BELLOW
AT A PAWING HORSE
WILL END RELATIONSHIPS OVER THEIR HOBBY
CLICK TO THEIR CARS TO HELP THEM UPHILL
INSURE THEIR HORSES FOR MORE THAN THEIR CARS
KNOW MORE ABOUT HORSE NUTRITION THAN THEIR OWN
HAVE NEATSFOOT OIL STAINS ON THE CARPET RIGHT NEXT
TO THE TV
HAVE A VOCABULARY THAT CAN MAKE A SAILOR BLUSH
HAVE LESS WARDROBE THAN THEIR HORSE
ENGAGE IN A HOBBY THAT ISMORE WORK THAN THEIR DAY JOB
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, ANY DAY IN THE BARN IS BETTER
THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD.